Hometown: Currently living in Hawthorne.

Birthday: January 22nd. I want Best Buy gift cards. If everyone gets me them I can buy one cool thing for that year.

I usually perform: Criminologist. Kool Aid Man. Bear.

Time in cast: Since the Boonton days, 1997. I'm old.

First time at Rocky: July 4th, 1992. Dave Chosid didn't want to go alone and he didn't want to go with someone who had already been there. I was the first on the list that fit that description. I had a lame devirginization. I didn't actually realize that there was a cast, I though there were just some people in costumes of sorts acting out some scenes to participate. After the show I thought "Oh that was nice" and never figured on going back again... 11 years later...

Favorite cartoon: Family Guy. Without a doubt the most clever show on television.

Best porno title: Erectnaphobia. Golden Girls Gone Wild. The Sperminator. A whole host of video tapes under my bed from that one devirginization we did at the anniversary show.

Favorite Breakfast Cereal: Frosted flakes good? They're GRRRREAT!

Favorite Batman: No Mans Land was the best story arc in batman history. Read it sometime.

Best AP line: "Feet go here, head goes here."