Hometown: NJ

Birthday: July 15

I usually perform: Light switch choreographer & music playlist arranger aka tech director, cast photographer, oh and every five years or so they let me host the show

Time in cast: at this point feels like a sentence to federal prison

First time at Rocky: a really long time ago at the Teaneck Four, if you remember the Teaneck Four then you know what I'm talking about. Get off my damn lawn!!

Best porno title: Porn is for people who can't get laid

Favorite Breakfast Cereal: Vodka, but a Jack and Coke is a close second

Favorite Batman: the one from the on-star commercial

Best AP line: ""black - market - babies - oh my!""

You can quote me: ""sometimes it's easier to ask for forgiveness than permission""