Hometown: Teaneck, NJ - Home of Bischoff's Ice Cream and Louie's Charcoal Pit

Birthday: August 12, along with comedian Michael Ian Black, Miss Cleo the psychic, and French Mathematician Jacques Tits (heh heh...tits).

I usually perform: Riff Raff, Brad, Tech and sometimes Transie

Time in cast: Since October '05

First time at Rocky: Sometime in the mid-1990's. I went with some Starbucks co-workers to the Cedar Lane theatre in Teaneck.

Favorite cartoon: Looney Toons (that's right, Liz, I'm a LIAR and a WHORE)

Best porno title: "What Happens Between My Tits Stays Between My Tits" and "The Tits That Saved XXX-Mas"

Favorite Breakfast Cereal: Cinnamon Toast Crunch

Favorite Batman: Kevin Conroy in "Batman:The Animated Series"

Best AP line: ""So...come up to the lab (I can't come that high).""

You can quote me: "One bright and stormy night/ Two dead boys got up to fight./ Back to back they faced each other/ Drew their swords and shot each other./ A deaf policeman heard the noise/ And came and killed the two dead boys."